The Vitruvian Man

How to Eat a Hot Dog Like a Boss

by James Brooks | July 01, 2014 | 0 Comments

July 4th is this Friday, and we want to make sure your hot dog eating technique is on-point. We already taught you how to grill like a boss, now it's time to learn the art of proper hot dog eating. It really boils down to your stance and confidence. Let's face it. It's difficult to look like a classy gent while eating a hot dog, but with the proper attire and stance, you'll be the hot dog king of Independence Day.

The Double Fist

 Why settle for one hot dog at a time when you can have two?

Key things to note here are his posture, his show of patriotism, and general badassery. While holding two hot dogs, always be ready to pass one off to a friend or the pretty girl standing next to you.

The Lady and the Tramp

Because doing it with spaghetti has been done before.

What you need: one hot dog, one pretty girl, and a whole bunch of confidence. How can she turn you down while you're wearing that awesome American bow tie? You get to eat some delicious hot dog treats and then kiss a girl at the end. Why? Because America. 

The Old Fashioned

One hot dog, one hand, one man.

 

Think you can pull these off this July 4th? Share it with the world on instagram and tag @bedfordbroome 

 

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